Cheap plastic water bottles being sucked dry, oh the crinkling makes me so angry I want to rip it out of their hands! Do the planet a favor and buy a reusable bottle! My husband going ummm, ummm, ummm, (three times, every time) when he takes a bite of something he likes, invariably while his mouth is full. This makes me want to cook sh*t for dinner so he doesn’t like it. My boss saying Okaaaaay? at the end of every other sentence. Nooooooo, it’s not Okaaaaay! Shut up! Shut up! You made a statement, not a question! Last but not least, the sound made when someone (my daughter) tries to suck the last nonexistent drop of a smoothie with a straw. Kill me now.